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The plan? Infiltrate the NYC Pokecenter dressed in three-piece suits and handling forged 3DS Ambassador certificates to shoplift at least 8 Switch 2s before they realize we're not Nintendo executives. (hexbear.net)
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[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I also need someone with a soothing voice and deep Zelda lore knowledge on the intercoms to calm me down with lore facts and hypotheses while I'm executing the mission.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you're an odd fellow but you plan a good heist.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Scratch that. I need my 3DS with me jamming the Internet Settings and eShop Wish List BGM on discreet wireless earbuds.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Hell yea. Mine have some sick homescreen tunes. (I may have more 3DSes than one person needs at the moment.)