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[–] callyral@pawb.social 113 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is actually really helpful it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil and that's pretty helpful because it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

[–] whiskybourbon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One of those detachable penises eh?

Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno... I LIKE having a detachable penis.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No way, the new one with the vibration function?

I'm jealous.

7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?

Not my pocket penis!

[–] Juice@midwest.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was skeptical, but when i wrapped my own keyfob in aluminum foil, I discovered that not only was my keyfob wrapped in aluminum foil, but also there was a wrapping of foiled aluminum on my keyfob! Total success!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I do it with everything now, even potatoes.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Perfect for microwaving them to make a 1-day blinding stew

[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

A little aluminum foil, a little keyfob, you could get a stew going!

[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

Potatoes are such a good idea because you wrap them in aluminum foil, cook em. And then the foil like qualities of the aluminum pass into the potato so I eat all the white stuff leaving potato foil, so one can actually take the foil I cooked the potato in, make it into a ball, place it inside the potato foil, and then wrap the whole thing in aluminum foil making an aluminum foil potato wrapped in potato foil wrapped in aluminum foil!

Now you know what to make cherished loved ones for presents

Potatoes with shallots, lemon, and garlic wrapped in foil make all the dudes say hell yeah

[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Either I have covid brain fog, or pseudo dementia induced by depression, or both. I really was so thrown off.