Chapotraphouse

I Think I Would Make A Good Member Of A Large Crowd

You see, I’m not really a people person. I’m what you might call a populace person. I think of humanity as an amorphous, undifferentiated mass with no discernible goals or reasons for existence. And it is there among the faceless masses, blending in and exerting no will of my own, that I feel most at home. I’ve never been much for self-determination, so following along with a crowd is something I really think I’d be good at.