This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got. Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean? Last line is especially ominous.
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this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026
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Please read the operating manual before using.
Remove this film before using.
The Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch.
Careful where you place this. It can feel like a lot of pressure on your arm.
Not a life saving device (not for use as a tourniquet).
5 is right out!