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This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got. Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean? Last line is especially ominous.

https://bsky.app/profile/huwbowen.bsky.social/post/3mgmxypqq4s2w

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is somehow a mix of English and weirdly transliterated Russian. “Pacclambech” is “Расслабьтесь” which means relax.

The whole third step means something like “Relax not less than 10 minutes before measuring pressure. Between two measurements — not more than five minutes

fxlr8 comments on This note stuck to my new blood pressure monitor.

[–] hotspur@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I assume the last line is essentially saying to not worry about all the steps/setup if you’re in a life threatening situation?

Pretty good advice either way though.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Probably Russian text was scanned and run through Google Translate. Some words were scanned as if they were in English and never fixed.

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