The whole phenomenon of Internet dipshits rubbernecking at Chris-Chan's life is one of the most depressing things in the history of online culture. There are probably kids into this pointless spectacle today who were born after the "saga" (fuck off) started.
Don't know who Chris Chan is and have no plans on doing so
I am immensely jealous of you
I prescribe everyone that knows anything about this story a copious amount of grass touching ™.
Seriously I'm terminally online and even I don't know anything about this.