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[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 73 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Thought it would be funnier if we added Leia

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

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why did they fuck luke over? They put Leia in a hereditary monarch position, and him in some desert in the middle of fucking nowhere to farm moisture?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 51 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago) (2 children)

/uj Wasn't it implied (also in the obi wan series) that they needed to separate them literally as much as possible? So not just planetary, but also by the very walk of life, and by all reason, they shouldn't have ever crossed paths, even accidentally. If they were both paupers on different planets and physically passed by each other, they might talk, but by separating them by class, even if they walked by each other, one is literal royalty and the boundary would be immense.

So that they eventually crossed paths by fate, shows the power and will of the force to bring good people together or some bullshit.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago

makes sense. that's great on the part of the fans to come up with decent explanations to plot holes that gape open more than anal acrobats' prolapsed assholes.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 42 minutes ago

… or some bullshit.

Yep, that sounds about right when “somehow Palpatine returned” exists.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

In my headcannon this explains solitary senile old Luke.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

... because he was neglected? Because of the moisture farm chemicals?

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

It's the blue milk. That stuff rots your brain.

[–] MSBBritain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Hmm. Well, most chemical desiccants would probably cause moderate to severe damage when breathed in, and with a bit of suspense of disbelief could explain developmental issues...

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 14 points 15 hours ago

That's a helpful and necessary addition. The mythology does not serve itself.