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I mean, I've known a considerable number of Christian girls/women who have argued that if you just take it up the ass, you're still a virgin, so it's just anal untill marriage, and thus you're a virgin when you walk down the aisle, so its all good.
90s/00s purity culture logic.
Like, this was so pervasive at my high school that I once knew a guy who was ... as we would say these days, gonna shoot his shot.
Planned lines:
Problem was that Guy was totally unaware that there was a rumor going around that Gal had actually just been butt-boinked by her platonic male friend.
... So, after the opening line, she just slapped him in the face, began crying, and ran off... presuming he was referencing the rumor.
Guy had no idea wtf had just happened.
Ah. The classic he said, she heard: "You were going to heaven until you took a cock in your ass"
... Basically yes.
... ... you might say the entire situation was quite the cock-up.