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xkcd #3214: Electric Vehicles

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Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 88 points 1 day ago (32 children)

As an EV owner, I have recieved an interesting amount of reasons why people won't buy them:

  1. The autonomy is not real (so far it's been in my case and in any case, in italy, for how people drive, the declared consumptions are all fake because people here only drives by pressing the accelerator to the bottom)
  2. What if there's a blackout in the whole city and you can't charge your car? (The whole city, for a long time? I'd be worried about other stuff, but go on...)
  3. What if all the public plugs are occupied when you want to charge and you find yourself without battery to go to "ork tomorrow? (ALL OF THEM? At the same time? And why are you waiting to charge your car until it reaches 1% charge?)
  4. What if you come back from a long trip and have a 10% battery remaining and then you recieve an emergency call and have to leave immediately and you can't because the 50-60km you have in your battery are not enough to reach your destination? (I can get to a quick charge station and get 200km in 15mins or so? The world is not ending? And if it's THAT urgent then I should be calling an ambulance anyway, because I probably need one)
  5. I don't want an automatic car! I love changing my gear! (Thank fuck I got rid of the clutch and the gears... never been happier when I drive!)
  6. Ah... but the speed, the torque of a thermic sports car... (Dude, you can't afford a sports car, what the thell are you talking about? And even if I can't either and I have a pretty average EV, you should just press the accelerator of an EV to the bottom and see for yourself)
  7. But it's all about the feeling... the sound... (oh, I get it now... you want to "feel powerful" making everyone look at you and your noise making machine... yeah, I can't compete there, and I don't even want to anyway)
  8. But the electricity is made by burning fuel! (Most of it comes from green sources and, anyway, what the hell do you think your car run on? Water? Are you not very intelligent?)
  9. But the lithium comes from child labor!! (Says while casually using their iPhone, wearing clothes made in a third world country...)

After this, they usually proceed to make absurd claims like "I don't care, I just don't trust EVs.

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

The best argument against the blackout bit: Ukraine

Every single used budget EV was bought up by Ukrainians when the war started. Nissan Leafs, older Hyundai Ioniqs, Renault Zoes

Gas stations were bombed and the whole logistic chain for delivering gasoline and diesel was disrupted or prioritised for the military

But everyone had power at least for a part of the day, so they could charge EVs.

[–] Sineljora@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago) (1 children)

I didn’t see this one: I’ll never buy a car made after 2011 for privacy reasons. (As well as repairability)

It seems like my best bet is to retrofit an older petrol car. I’d spend a lot, probably even more than what a new car costs in cash, but I haven’t found a great ev swap plan yet, so hopefully in the future. I’ve saved a couple of totaled cars from the scrapyard so far.

I’d honestly probably spend upwards of $100k in cash on a privacy-first new EV with features I want, but apparently the car industry doesn’t want to make a product for me. (Not the slate truck)

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

My dream car is one of those UN spec Toyota Land Cruisers that can run on any dirt water that resembles diesel and can be repaired with a roll of duct tape, a large spanner and a hammer in the middle of a jungle.

https://www.offgridweb.com/transportation/toyota-gibraltar-the-secret-factory-that-builds-trucks-for-the-un/

They don’t meet any emissions requirements though so they’re fully illegal in any western countries 😅

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

3.What if all the public plugs are occupied when you want to charge and you find yourself without battery to go to "ork tomorrow?

It sounds crazy, but I'd sit and wait the five minutes, much like I've done for pumps on occasion.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 36 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Very much similar to my own experience. The blackout is the funniest, because gas stations don't work in a blackout, while solar panels do (assuming you disconnect them from the grid).

I would add one:

  • But I couldn't drive 1.000km without stopping (how often do you do that? It doesn't seem safe anyway....)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What ICE car goes 1000km without filling up?

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

A few diesels in theory if you drive economically

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

My father in-law uses that added argument all the time. Who the hell needs to drive for 10 hours straight without taking a 30 minute break.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

It's the same mentality as V8 pickup buyers. But what if I need to tow my yacht one day? My truck was pretty damned convenient that day in 2017 when I had to move my brother-in-law's sofa!

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, yeah! I forgot that one! 

When you ask them how many times they found themselves with a thermic car doing 1000km without stopping they usually tell you: never, but what if I had to?

Bitch, if you need to do 1000km without stopping, you should be taking a train or a plane. Driving 10-12 hours without a single stop is bad and dangerous.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was something I realized when we drive to my wife’s parents. It’s 2,000 km each way from our house in the US to where they are in rural Quebec, Canada and we usually drive it twice a year. The charging times sound long, but even with our petrol car most of our stops end up being between 15 to 30 minutes anyways between fueling the car, taking the dog to grass, taking turns going to the toilet so the dog isn’t alone in the car, getting food and giving me a chance to eat so I’m not trying to drive and eat at the same time.

I think the real challenge of electric range anxiety is that it still takes planning, at least in some parts of the US. There are areas on our route where it might be 100 kilometers to the next fast charger, and there’s no guarantee that all of them will be working or compatible with a car’s fastest charging speeds. We don’t really have to think about where we’ll get gasoline; there’s pretty much always a station, often several, within the next few miles. Usually if we’re waiting to stop for fuel it’s because we’re looking for the best price, looking for a place that might have decent toilets, and/or might have an appealing food option along with the gasoline. That’s all manageable in electric but might need some advanced planning, and many American drivers aren’t used to doing that kind of route planning in advance anymore.

How many cars in Europe can drive 1,000 km without stopping anyways? The only ones I can think of offhand are large American pickup trucks intended for towing large trailers long distances. I wouldn’t expect to see them in Europe.

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Any diesel can drive more than 1000 km with a full deposit. But laws forbid in some countries to drive more than 2 hours or 300 km without stopping.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Soem countries safety inspect vehicles annually.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only somewhat valid use case for "driving 1.000km without a stop" would be several people in the car taking turns on the driver's seat. While you'd technically need to stop to switch drivers this in itself is way quicker than even a quick charge on paper.

BUT: considering traffic jams, speed limits and such - a 1.000km trip would take around 10+ hours anyway. You're not going to tell me that you do not even stop to pee or stretch a bit for 10+ hours, do you?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

While growing up my family once a year would take a 20 hour car trip to visit extended family for a couple weeks then 20 hours back. Parents would do five hour shifts and get the whole thing done in one go. Shift changes meant refuel, bathroom, that's it. Other than that there was no stopping unless it was a "the next bump in the road I will 100% shit myself" kind of an emergency

Now personally I'd argue maybe we shouldn't have been taking road trips in that manner because it's like putting your body through a meat grinder. But if trips like that are someone's goal I doubt there are many charging stations in the middle of absolutely nowhere that can fully charge an EV in the time it takes to pee. I'm hoping though maybe a shift to EVs will change the way people approach long road trips to actually force them to take breaks

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It takes just one small change …. My family did similar, but those stops were planned for mealtimes. We either did fast food or brought a camping stove, but always ate outside the car. Kids were encouraged to “run down to the end of that path with the dog”. Anyhow, the presence of even a fast food meal meant that there would have been plenty of time to charge.

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Another point to add for 9, all the EV parts can be recycled. The metal body is recycled in to new cars and battery components are also recycled in to new batteries.

Relevant technology connections video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9nt2ZeGM

[–] SapientLasagna@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

If it helps, my EV technically has a manual transmission. 100% of gear shifts are manual (it only has a single reduction gear).

[–] blauergrashalm@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My reason for not buying an EV: it's still a fucking car. Bit less shit, but still shit.

That should be Number 1 Reason to not buy an EV!

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

Agreed! EVs are certainly superior to ICE cars, but they're a band aid instead of a solution.

Bring back public transit!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well yeah if you can avoid it you shouldn't buy a car, but if you have to buy a car you should buy electric

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

I mean, technically, an eBike is an Electric Vehicle, and not a fucking car. Otherwise, hard agree.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. Blackout

Eh? What if there's a gas supply issue? Can't fuel up. I've experienced this after a natural disaster disrupted gas deliveries. Lines for blocks. Days to wait.

Not to mention what if someone does something silly like start a war and push the price of oil up. Solar does not increase in price after it's made.

[–] Wrrzag@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
  1. I don't want an automatic car! I love changing my gear!

This is me. I have a hybrid car and I miss the stick every time I drive it.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The problem is those days are gone, even without EVs. Between modern automatics more efficient and longer lasting, and cheap reliable CVTs (also more efficient), manual transmissions have no future. I also prefer driving a stick, and frequently complained about limited availability in the US, but technology has passed it by

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

That doesn't affect how nice it is to drive though, not that I personally would want to touch a clutch pedal.

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[–] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

With point 2 you can now use a real life case. Last year the Iberian peninsula had a blackout that lasted more than a day. The combustion engine cars could not pump petrol because guess what: pumps need electricity.

[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here’s a financial argument. The initial purchase price is too high for me, and the depreciation of electric vehicles is also very high. Overall cost of ownership per distance driven is lower if I drive a small gasoline-powered car.

I really don’t want it to be that way, but that’s the reality I have to deal with. Cheaper EVs are coming, but they still aren’t in my price range.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Must be a Europe thing. I ran the numbers in America and avoiding gas cost (vs electric cost per mile) means the car paid for itself after 30k miles. And that's ignoring that it needs no maintenance.

I thought European gas was expensive. Is the electricity over there also really pricey?

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It depends where you live. We have cheap gas and I live in an area with one of the more expensive prices for electricity (and there are worse), but “filling up” at home is much cheaper than “filling up” my ice car.

However

  • yes, we only have expensive EVs here. You can make up an extra $5k of purchase price with money saved on operations, but $10k or more is much harder
  • trip chargers are already in a race for exploitation, profit seeking. Except for Tesla, prices are high, maintenance is low, and they compete for trapping customers more than attracting them
  • since EVs became political we are currently off balance between supply and demand, so used cars are over supplied and lost much value. The quickly changing technology just makes it worse
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[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For a lot of people it’s number 7 and I mean, that’s sad

1 is real though, and it can be a pain

There’s also the case where some areas are isolated and there’s no charger nearby and that can be a pain, and yea, that’s not a good spot to be in

Finally, if you can’t charge at home, you’re not really going to save on electricity price compared to fuel, so that’s not the best purchase, and it might be a pain to charge frequently outside if you have an cheap car that charges slowly

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In the worst case scenario (very high KWh price), charging is almost the same price for the same distance. In the best case (at home) is 10x cheaper.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 7 hours ago

This might actually be true, I think I misremember my calculations but I know I compared it some time ago, and realized it was way cheaper at home, and comparing the prices I pay outside and those, it might very well be the case

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago
  1. What if there's a blackout in the whole city and you can't charge your car?

They couldn't refuel their ice car either or how do they think the fuel is made to flow "uphill" from the tank in the ground into their car.

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