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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

A few things to unpack here.

  • That chicken is roasted nicely, but I completely understand if that was bought in that condition at the grocer's.
  • Plain bread is a travesty. it needs to be either toasted and/or you need some melted butter or gravy to sop up.
  • Pair this with some fruit or pan seared/roasted vegetables. Even microwaved beans would make this nutritious. Takes very little effort, very easy to do.
  • Even peasants had access to beer, ale, or home-made short-beer/kvass. Gotta calorie-max so you can work in the field tomorrow. Plus, the alcohol helps with the constant muscle-aches and fatigue from endless labor.

There are innumerable ways to elevate this meal, but I'll keep this comment short. Anyone, feel free to message me or reply here if you want tips for that.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

Plain bread is a travesty

This isn't plain bread, good sir, this is a baguette! Well, rather small one, but still.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Plain bread is perfectly fine as long as it's not one of those super dry breads

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

super dry breads

Technically that's not bread. That's... Hm... Wheat buttscratcher? Anywho, a proper bread with no industrial processing is moist. :)

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The 0.62€ industrial baguette I buy at Despar Is fine and not dry despite being industrial

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How long does it keep the moistness? Is it still moist the next day? What about day after that?

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The day after it's fine. The next day it's meh. Provided you keep it in a paper bag and not out in the air

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Then it's slightly better industrial bread (was it baguette?), but yeah. Leavens or emulsifiers or weird making process lead to it. Like they also used one of the water retaining emusifiers instead of proper starch content - those tend to keep moistness for up to 48h since baking and then it evaporates instantly.

Non industrial bread keeps water longer, but more importantly loses it more gradually and from the outside in (so that at least the "core" is still moist).

(I'm not arguing pro/against breads here, or trying to, idk, shame you for buying baguettes lol, honestly just trying spread the knowledge)

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Anywho, a proper bread with no industrial processing is moist. :)

how so?

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Crumb must be crumby, but "flesh" of the bread should be moist (do not confuse it with soft). Properly made bread shouldn't be wet or chewy.

When making bread you add water to the dough. Starch will keep the water and when baking, the flesh should retain it spread evenly. Industrial bread often dehydrates/dries it, as that's how it works with their emulsifiers or leavens - don't ask me why though, it's just my observation.

And you can be sure that dry bread is either old stale bread or fresh industrial bread.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

a friend of mine brought me some self-made bread yesterday, and it was indeed moist, and i instantly loved it. i wish there's more bread like that one. idk why industrial bread tastes differently.

might be that they intentionally dessicate it for hygienic reasons? i.e. i imagine a higher water content might make it spoil faster.

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 33 minutes ago)

imagine a higher water content might make it spoil faster.

No, on the contrary, but if improperly stored in the store it could get mold, and it's more expensive to make.