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For context she's currently getting dragged on twitter for being weirdly racist about asian food wut

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[–] mickey@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (13 children)

~~I don't think this is racist~~ this is just cooking ignorance. Playing Virgil's ethnicity as a trump card when he has been in the wind over allegations for years is wild, and I absolutely stan a messy queen.

Since apparently Asian ingredient discourse is a thing now (?), can anyone tell me what I need to get?
I have

  • rice vinegar
  • toasted sesame seed oil
  • sriracha
  • fish sauce
  • Everything But the Bagel seasoning used in place of sesame seeds

And I need to obtain

  • mirin rice seasoning
  • chili oil
[–] bigpharmasutra@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Everything But the Bagel seasoning used in place of sesame seeds"

I'm sorry, but this has to be a crime in some country in Asia.

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shoot coward, you will only kill a man.

[–] bigpharmasutra@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A bagelman. If I shoot dead center it'll pass right through you!

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You solidarity Thomas Crooks

Not aiming center mass

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he might've aimed center and pulled it or not zeroed his scope right

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't want to get too far astray from the topic ~~but imagine being too creepy and unsafe to join a HS rifle team,~~ that boy needed to calm TF down.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i thought he was just a terrible shot and didn't make the cut?

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Myers and another student said that Crooks tried to join the high school's rifle team but was rejected and asked not to return after a "preseason" session. “He didn't just not make the team, he was asked not to come back because how bad of a shot he was, it was considered like, dangerous,” said Myers. Another member of the team, who asked not to be named, told ABC News that there was a view that Crooks "wasn't really fit for the rifle team." "He also shot terrible," the team member added.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-rally-shooting-suspect-fbi-names-pennsylvania-man/story?id=111921870 Yes it looks like my memory embellished this.

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

It's Asian-NYC bagel shop fusion

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Red curry paste

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thats about it.

chinese holy trinity is ginger, garlic, and green onions.

maybe add

  • soy sauce
  • hoisin sauce

with all these sauces you can make a ton of chinese recipes or just experiment and make stuff you find good. asian cooking is a lot of that. taking what you got and making something you find tasty

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I finally grew in to keeping green onions on hand, and by the firm yet gentle coaxing of a friend have gotten comfortable tripling the amount of garlic I put in anything, I need to get in the habit of using fresh ginger so I can harness this power you speak of.

[–] The_Grinch@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Try to get some of the smaller younger "hands" of ginger if you can find them. They're younger, less fibrous, and have a less intense flavor. You can just throw it in the freezer and grate it frozen straight into the pan. A microplane grater is best if you have one, but the box grater will do. Even a mandolin works.

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I'll use this tip, keeping it around and not using it is a thing that discourages me but knowing that it'll last in the freezer and can be used directly is EZ-PZ.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The friend probably wanted you to add 10x the garlic but settled for tripling

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Probably. They're quite long-suffering in efforts to civilize me. It's only been a couple years since I got away from using strict recipes for everything I cook. Baby steps.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

Dark and light soy, Shaoxing wine, chilli bean paste/doubanjiang, black rice vinegar, gochujang. I cook loads of asian food, its so good because most use very similar ingredients that are either shelf stable or will keep in the fridge for ages. Also i do a home made chilli oil which is a great staple to have in the cupboard.

[–] super_mario_420@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have all of these except for shaoxing wine... My white whale. I've been looking in every local asian food store for it but I can't find it anywhere!!! Is it like an actual wine, or specifically a cooking thing? Alcohol laws are fairly strict here so they might not be allowed to sell it in regular stores...

[–] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Look for Liao Jiu, the proper name for cooking wine.

Shaoxing wine technically just refers to any wine from Shaoxing, including those for drinking. It caught on as the western name as it the main wine imported.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

It does have alcohol, i think like 11% or something so it could be alcohol laws. Funnily enough we also have strict alcohol sale laws but its always available in every asian grocer, but never in the main supermarkets.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's rice wine but the stuff you use for cooking is often flavored and not great for drinking.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Other rice wines are a decent sub. Shaoxing arbitrarily contains wheat due to traditions that has very little effect on the end product, which became an issue when I started cooking for a celiac.

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[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Mirin, soy sauce, and Sake are the base of a Teriyaki sauce.

And those, plus a dashi (a stock made of kombu and Smoked/fermented fish flakes. Or shitake mushrooms instead of fish, if you're vegan) make up the base of a ton of Japanese dishes.

On the Chinese side of things, you can't go wrong with a chili crisp, or a Tobanjian

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Asia is like ?3 billion people with many cuisines.

non veganMy fav Chinatown ingredients are shrimp paste, pork fluff, dried shrimp, Sichuan pepper oil, chilli in oil, peanut oil, fried bean curd, tofu noodles, the sausage for cooking in rice. ETA fermented black beans.

I don't think they all belong to a specific cuisine though.

[–] Zezzy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I like douchi a lot. It's fermented black beans that becomes kinda dry and playdough like. Vegan, super savory, keeps for a long time, and used in a lot of different foods. I mostly use it in Sichuan food (like mapo tofu. yim yum).

[–] Sam@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Tom Yum paste is pretty much the antithesis of that twitter arguement, you can literally throw it in water and make a fairly decent instant soup. Theres lots of actual dishes you can make with it but tbh my most common usage for it is just to improve some lazy ramen.

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

anything is asian cuisine if you eat it with chopsticks

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

theory-gary Swear I used to have a set of chopsticks, I'm gonna find some for the next time I make spaghetti and blow these people's whole mentalitites.

[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Soy bean paste is really good.

I also have some straight up MSG in a jar, though I rarely remember about it.

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Oooh nice, yeah I will say the anti-MSG bandwagon is low-key racist. I have a container of miso that makes a very tasty appetizer. Online I'm seeing something called dashi recommended as a partner to that? What I really want it for is to make a chanko stew, sumo wrestler style.

[–] built_on_hope@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dark and light soy sauces, laoganma

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I love Chinese cooking (putting laoganma on rice)

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Old Godmother? Say less queen. I am not cultured enough to differentiate b/w dark and light shoyu, I literally just got up to speed on having regular and low-sodium in the fridge, but I will look into this.

[–] built_on_hope@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Shoyu is Japanese style soy sauce, they don’t differentiate between dark and light. But for Chinese cooking you need both, they serve very different functions. Light is for adding salt and a little soy flavour, you would use it as a full or partial replacement for salt in many dishes like stir fries and fried rice. Dark is for adding depth of umami flavour and colour - when you see braised dishes in Chinese cooking with that beautiful deep brown colour it comes from dark soy sauce. For example, a very easy and classic vegan broth for noodles can be made with just a tiny bit of dark soy sauce, sesame oil, salt, and hot water.

For laoganma make sure you get the chilli bean version, it’s the original and best imo :)

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Shōyu is Japanese. Dark and light soy sauces are usually used in Chinese cooking.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Although your standard Kikkoman is a dark soy sauce by Japanese grading.

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

2nd time in a week I have learned something by being wrong online, truly an OP technique.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I'll be candid and tell you that I substitute different soy sauces in a pinch. Sure, it's not perfect or whatever - but my family has a decent enough home made meal on the table so that's a W to chalk up.

If I'm planning on experimenting with a specific type of cuisine for a while, I'll go and grab the right kinds of soy sauce for the recipes I'm planning to try.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

the fermented soybean version is super good, too, and very tasty to the western taste. only difference in flavor is the saltiness due to the natural msg in it.

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