I feel like I'm 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out.
Anyone want to walk to Sev with me and buy a cyclone ice cream stick?
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The sound isn't that convincing, but the reaction of everyone else in the room says something hugely embarrassing went down.
Also blonde standing right behind him definitely caught the worst of the back blast.
If you can’t hear a very clear loud squeaky fart sound, you need to turn up the volume and tune out the extremely loud person talking with your brain.
It’s there. Right when the blonde looks down at him.
And as someone who worked in a nursing home for a year when I was in my 20s, that “put put putput put” sound that happens twice is exactly the sound of someone shitting themselves in a diaper. You get used to listening for it
I want someone to sound isolate this because I miss it almost every time I watch the video
Oh, I can hear it all right. But a "fart sound" isn't exactly convincing evidence by itself.
Looked wet though
It's very short and small, like a small amount of gas that quickly turned to escaped fluid that just gushed out
Like I said, I can hear it.
Yes but can you taste it?
God I wish 😩
It probably smelled pretty viscous, the sort of thing that hangs out in the nostrils even if you leave the room
She fucking tasted it! She was at ground zero.