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IRL LOADING SCREENS: With an optimum build, even those not born to the land may commit crimes without the guards noticing or caring. (hexbear.net)
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[โ€“] unmagical@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • No SSN on that card and it's not signed.
  • "United States Birth Certificate" is neither a Certificate of Live Birth Abroad nor marked for the particular domestic county of your birth.
  • That Driver's License ain't from my state
  • Incorrect number of stars on your flag
  • Hat is unworn
  • Francis Scott Key didn't produce a modern recording of the anthem

Well, it looks like you might be trying to pull a fast one with all those fake documents and faux patriotism. Step out of the vehicle--you're off to El Salvador.

[โ€“] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

out of frame is the cup full of piss that you throw at the pig while he's distracted with all the fraud.