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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The most annoying thing about the self checkout is the need for you to put the entirety of your shopping on the time you weighing plate to make sure that I'm not buying my weekly shop but then sneaking a bottle of water past the system.

At least the IKEA self checkouts don't do that. They let me buy my Pœlēøïng in peace

[–] relativestranger@feddit.nl 1 points 2 hours ago

i also bring my own shopping bags. the grocery store here (the only one, a walmart) disabled the scales because they don't have the staffing to deal with all the false positives, i guess.. but anyway, i've gotten to just taking the wireless hand scanner (which is much quicker than the register's scanner) and scanning stuff in the cart and then bagging it right away--all right in the cart. only produce gets put up by the register, since it needs to be weighed anyway.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

They let you buy your what? I promise I tried to look it up, but I had no search results.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

It's a cooking method

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have 5 dollars on it being some kind of dresser!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

It's IKEA so like 90% of their product it's probably a random small table for some reason everybody seems to need.