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https://xcancel.com/Defence_Index/status/2011280167608701398

Signs of possible U.S. B-2 activity emerging. Eyes on Iran, the next 24 hours may matter. πŸ‘€

πŸš¨πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ UNUSUAL U.S. AIR FORCE ACTIVITY RAISES QUESTIONS

Eight KC-135 Stratotankers have landed in Hawaii, a transit hub previously used ahead of June’s Middle East operations involving Iranian nuclear sites.

Now, two KC-135Rs have departed Hawaii and are heading west, drawing fresh attention to U.S. military movements.

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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago (3 children)

in a cyberpunk story the trans girls in the long socks would be able to down those planes from a coffee shop or public library.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Downs a pint of RC-spiked energy drink, puts on VR headset I'm logging on! Let's see, jumping out of the clearnet, purging my digital fingerprints... done.

Zooming to the Kuala Lumpur node... here we go. OK, now changing my avatar to be that of a FinanceWeb Spider-Crawler.

Bouncing to Mexico City, 3rd Level Shadowhub. Attempting to find traces of transactions by USAF pilots in Tijuana.

This one looks juicy... hmmm, yep, got him. He bought convenience store dick pills with his credit card. Currently operating a BX-2 over the Pacific.

Hijacking the man-machine interface... Oooh yeah, handling it. Sliding into the BX-2's gestalt field. I AM the bomber.

Doing a 180. We're going to Virginia, friends!

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do the pilots temporarily increase their IQ before air strikes with dick pills?

They sacrifice their dicks to boner rot for the US empire. Sadge.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

these are cyberpunk dick pills that turn your grey matter into erectile tissue

[–] coolusername@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Be the China you dream of

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

friends

no no it has to be "choombas" or "chummers" or something else, otherwise it's not authentically Cyberpunk

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so that means all the other words i typed were acceptable, right?

how about "AirBuds"? "Phyle-Membos"? "ClannerZ"?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

"ClannerZ"

now were cooking izutsumi-idea

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

...Johnny Arson, we have a mission for you.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

maybe she can.. but probably only one and then she'd be toast