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[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’ve gotten brave in my old age. I only relocate them if they become extremely inconvenient …like my doorway spider (sorry frank). I ignore house spiders entirely as they transit my house. Good luck, leggy friend.

I have a pretty orb weaver on the porch (or I did last summer). Hope I get another.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Same, I had two Joros this year. Their webs are LITERALLY gold, it's so cool. They really just chill. Imagine my disappointment when both disappeared before the New Year and I learned their lifespans. :(

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The Joros are very courteous as well.

When they invaded Georgia they covered hiking paths and walkways. If I ever accidentally disturbed a web, they'd move the web up 3-6ft and hang a warning leaf from a 3ft long string coming off of their web.

Its like they knew they were invasive and wanted to come in peace.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Yes! I walked face first into one or two massive webs and they all moved up a bit! So cool and courteous!

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those are beautiful. Not native where I am. It reminds me of the “banana spiders” where I grew up. There used to be these big, majestic nests of them. I ran face first through one as a kid. Definitely a core memory.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not native here, either, but supposedly not a real threat to anything. They're everywhere here now. Coolest thing I learned is that their babies can "balloon" and fly for up to hundreds of miles on wind currents. And the little tiny baby spider in the web isn't a baby, it's the little bitch-ass male. The size difference is insaaaane.

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Poor male spiders in the web with big mama 😢

We have a few mildly dangerous ones and I have kids.

Our rule is if the spider stays in his world we leave it alone, if it's in ours, they may be out of luck. The doorway is a neutral zone along with usually the entryway and questionably the kitchen.