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As everyone has pointed out Caleb likely doesn't have a big dick he just knows how to slowly build his erotic sensuality and authentic enthusiasm with proper cunnilingus.
Men overwhelmingly think women care about dick size, muscles, and cars than they actually do. That's the secret to happiness homies. All that stuff does is get your attention from other men.
LESS GYM
EAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES
So what, you go up to girls and tell them you eat ass?
It's a start. Not all will respond but the ones that do are worth it lolol
You're making the exact same point I'm making further in the replies to this post. I'm blessed size wise, but I'm the cunnilingus master.
You know what I like about you? Your humility.
"Hi, I'm a potato seller. My customers rate me and my potatoes 5/5 but out of humility I promote them as mediocre and partly rotten."
I'm good at one thing in my life, why should I downplay it.