I swear to god there was a thread on Hexbear where we lathed this product into existence. I also remember a manly juice (or in reality fruit drink in the US) called "FRUIT BLOOD" or something like that, and a caffeinated version called "ULTRA FRUIT BLOOD"

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

apparently carnivores are allowed to eat fruits now (after they realised malnutrition and scurvy are not woke vegan propaganda) so FRVIT BLÖÖD would probably sell really well

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Only betas get scurvy. It is a sign of weakness.

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn, they had a crazy ad campaign

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

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