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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Tony: "Why ya just sittin' there, Toucan? If I had wings I'd be flyin' everywhere."

Leprechaun: "Ah - leave 'im alone - ya filthy striped bastard. He can't fly now."

Tony: "Why?"

Tony: "'Cause he's tumescent!"

Tony: "Oh."

Toucan: "Follow my nose..."

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

It isn't cocopuffs without full cock.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

isn't his name Lucky?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Tony is seared into my brain due to me watching several lifetimes worth of tv before I was even 20. But I was too lazy to google the other guy's names.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

The thing that made him lucky was the Christmas ham he had in his pants. They changed his name when woke happened.