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Who caught a guy trying to lift about 20 bottles of hand lotion hidden under a few cans of beer while only paying for 1 frozen pizza.

And just told him to go away, didn't bother any managers or anyone else with it.

According to what i overheard he's always in there trying to pull something like that.

Better luck next time buddy. I think if you give them a bit more plausible deniability they'll let you go by.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

there is no feeling like the feeling of strength you get after drinking a few 22 oz beers while absolutely coated, head to toe, in lotion.