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Wtf does that mean “possesses machine guns?” Has that been clarified? Are countries the US doesn’t like not allowed to have machine guns?
China was a bit non-cooperative but it was okay, till Mr. Xi Jinping decided to conspire to possess and posessed 100 MILLION guns for their Militias, horrendously violating gun control laws and even included the manufacture of destructive devices like nuckear bombs, that's when we knew President DJT had to send in Law Enforcement helicopters into Beijing to arrest Mr. Xi Jinping and bring him to justice for his crimes against the United States.
I'm only partially joking when I say that the DOJ's case is going to trying him in court (and in public) as a drug lord narcoterrorist who had the tiny side hustle of being the leader of a country. In other words - with a straight face the DOJ will call him the Venezuelan version of Pablo Escobar.
I think you're probably bang on with what they'll try to pin him with
When I heard they were going to link him to machine guns - of all things - I had a funny conversation in my head. It was like in a Simpsons episode where Bart has a band-aid on his arm. Lisa pokes the band-aid and then he says "Ow! Quit it!" They do that over and over again. I said to myself "Machine guns." And then I poked myself with the question "Why?" I did that over and over again.
Ninja edit. The scene is much better than how I remembered it. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovo6uB0wNdo
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