Off to see the wizard brain is the best brain nobody has ever seen a big man with muscles "Your brain is best brain I love your brain" and he's right! He's right! Crying! The doctor said "Mr. Preisident Trump, sir - your brain is throughbred brain. STRONG AND POWERFUL." Smart! Baseline test 100%. Progression? Zero. ONLY MORE STRONG AND MORE POWERFUL. Sharks, windmills, and bears - oh, my! Believe me. Believe me.

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How often is President "Good brain - very, very good brain" Trump going to these tests? Monthly? Yeesh.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His brain is only becoming more powerful and more beautiful, they need to measure his progress.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AND MORE SMOOTH

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

so smooth and taut you could bounce a quarter off it

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Folds bad ugly deformed. Smooth best smooth-smooth-smooth so best.