(never discuss cool things with anyone you didn't know for whole life, and if you have property to bestow even on deathbed) (also don't buy shit on amazon) (i leave aside that the literacy and chemistry crisis is something else)

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So I can just lie to the fbi and get money?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the lies have to be things they want to hear though

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

and things they can lock you up for the rest of your life for and then give themselves pretty plaques and ask for more gubmint money to keep up the good work

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Radical leftists are planting bombs inside large Neo Geo AES carts and will detonate them all via pirate radio towers after selling them on eBay in what my group is calling "Operation High Score, Low Blow"

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now, give me my $200.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'll take $1.5M in Labubus or whatever the new trendy thing is