Chapotraphouse

My company's execs talk to us through chatbots pretty much exclusively. Every email and slack message is filled with gratuitous amounts of emdashes and "it's not just x, it's y"

These people are increasingly tripping over their words when they speak, by the way. And the AI-generated shit they post is increasingly fluffly (and thankfully easily-ignored) nonsense. I just imagine their frontal cortexes look like shriveled up raisins more and more each day. If these people weren't Satan's minions, I'd be horrified watching them slowly lobotomize themselves, but they are evil greedy bastards so fuck 'em, I hope their brains finally melt out of their ears once we announce our intentions to unionize.