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Best I can do is some mushrooms (possibly magic) and a washing machine on spin.
Eh. You can get a vibrat~~or~~ing back massager from the home goods section in Walmart for $6.
That said all that serotonin is gonna make it HELLA hard to orgasm.
Over here, they sell all sorts of "standard" sex toys, like vibrators, in drugstores. Out in the open, right next to the condoms and lube. #justeuropethings
This is basically true in the US nowadays. Hard to say if it's every state, as some are more regressive than others.
And yet there's often no toys for those with exterior parts
The net disagrees...
I have one in my sex toy box, and its ok, I guess. doesn't really work very well for me though.
Plug it in.
Win-win. Tasty dinner or unraveling your childhood. Or slow, agonising death, of course.
We already have the slow agonizing death part down to a science
I've just started on my cology journey