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Trump renames U.S. Institute of Peace after himself (www.upi.com)

submitted 3 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Can he just die already? Of natural causes I mean.

[–] minnism@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The world will, without a doubt, be a better place when he is no longer present. Though I hope his dementia holds on to him for a long while.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lets not be picky.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm just covering my bases so I don't get banned (Reddit habit)

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

Or wherever

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

I would genuinely celebrate his death by any cause whatsoever

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

I'd natural causes him for you if I could get away with it. I should have natural causesed his whole inauguration.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't wish him death, but I also don't wish him a calm and peaceful one.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I don't wish him death but I will read his obituary with great satisfaction.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I do wish him death.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hey hey now. Speaking openly may get you banned and I don't want that. Lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I don't hate Death that much I'd subject him to Krasnov's presence

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And have jd vance? Id actually rather have this dementia patient.

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

The fallacy of this is how JD Vance and all that have voted no to release the Epstein files should go to prison. So in reality we shouldn’t have Vance, we would need an entire re vote

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Party at my place when it happens. Date TBD

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Party everywhere when it happens dude

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Rocks is natural.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Iron and carbon occur naturally