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Grab the flamethrower.
Flamethrower spews flame for a moment, sputters out, then squirts fuel onto the handles for some reason. I let go in alarm a second before it - not just the nozzle but the entire unit - sparks and bursts into flame
I glimpse the logo just before the flamethrower's touchscreen crinkles and goes dark
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