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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m downvoting this meme simply for the feeding chocolate to the neighborhood dogs part.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminder to when my puppy discovered a giant jar of Nutella and cleaned it all.

panic, only to discover it has a negligible amount of chocolate and he didn't even had diarrhea.

still, don't feed them Nutella

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

yeah, Nutella is made mainly of Hazelnuts

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 7 points 1 day ago

This picture has been floating around the internet for ages. I dunno if it's entirely accurate, but it suggests Nutella is primarily palm oil and sugar. With hazelnuts and cocoa making guest appearances

Don't get me wrong, though. The stuff's addictive.

i think it was invented as a way to have the most chocolate using the least cocoa during the war.

not saying "Nutella bad because no cocoa" it's delicious. but I'll will day "Nutella bad because of palm oil and Nutella is own by ferrero and is in the BDS list".

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago

She’s probably glad to be rid of them

Hazels nutting in every jar? dream job

[–] Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

lil bro is the typa guy to go to the party 🥀