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Please draw William Shakespear having sex with April O' Neil. But April is wearing a strap-on. And BOOB PHYSICS!!! I HAVE A DEGREE IN BOOB PHYSICS! I WILL KNOW IF IT'S FAKE!
Also, maybe draw a funny hat on his butt.
Boring, Shakespeare fucking different people is like the first thing they teach in art school π₯±
spoiler (NSFW, obviously)
Thatβs not a funny hat, itβs a cheeky one
You have earned yourself a tag
That makes contradicting my own point by folding to an art request absolutely worth it haha
Proof: I am currently writing this from my Art 050: Shakespeare's Santa-Themed Boob Physics intro course. I'm zoned out while prof explains why Shakespeare was concerned with boob physics.
You better pay attention! It's important knowledge that you'll use in Art History 060: Why Salvador Dali liked ass so much. The clay sculpt project at the end of that one is absolutely brutal..
I nominate the beanie with the propeller as the hat