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The trick is to time the cocaine and crystal meth ingestion so that they peak at the same time that you orgasm, leading to an 80% * 300% * 1400% = ~~7460%~~ 10700% dopamine increase.
Serotonin Syndrome
I experienced a 'mild' instance of this. No f'ing thank you would I ever ever want to go through that again.
Same. Uggh. It was a bit like a fever, but so much worse. I was absolutely freezing and couldn't stop shaking and sweating, but I also couldn't really manage to distract myself with anything because my brain didn't work, so I just had to lay there and wait. There was also this overwhelming, crushing ringing sound and a feeling like old analog TV static, along with a splitting headache. Thankfully my family were around, of whom I was dimly aware, so I could tell that time was probably passing, and I could kind of gauge that I probably wasn't getting worse, or they'd take me to a hospital or something. That's about the limit of what I was aware of, though. It just felt like it went on a really long time. I suspect in reality it didn't last more than a few hours. I should ask; I'm sure one of them has a clearer memory of that aspect than I do.
this is about dopamine though
e: nvm
How does one gain this power?
Your permanently burned out synapses will thank you for the vacation.
They weren't doing much for me anyway
I heard the dev didn't intend for those to stack and it's nerfed in the next patch.
I heard there's a flaw in the code meaning they cannot patch the old consumables and have to release a new version instead.
It's unclear if the pre-patch consumables will be usable after the patch or if they'll simply be deleted.
Imo the best move is to collect and sell to the hoarders. Not worth the risk of losing all that time I'd rather be able to buy the new stuff even if it doesn't stack
Yeah, I don't want to risk a ban, that's not worth it
if you cum, snort, and puff at the same time, your body goes into recovery mode
... What?
No.
You just have to hold a nose boop for 10 seconds, release, then three quick headpats.
I am fairly sure what you have described is how to simutaneously give yourself testicular torsion, a hernia, and a heart attack.
Nah, after snuffing it takes a few minutes
You can actually pretty easily time this
The only thing is: puffed will acted more or less immediately. So you'll need to be able to smoke while jacking off, which can lead to serious injuries, when you're already intoxicated
So, wouldn't recommend to synchronize it that much ;-)
And a maintenance hatch opens, allowing access to all the gloppy bits.
Careful, some of us on older hardware have a bug where we overflow and crash the system. My second cousin bricked his system just by stacking the last two.
I've been running calculations for the last 10 minutes trying to figure out where tf you got 7460% from lmao
Yeah I made a mistake. The proper calculation for an increase by 80%, then 300%, then 1400% should be
x * ((1+0.80) * (1+3.00) * (1+14.00) - 1) =
x*(1.8 * 4 * 15 - 1) = x*107 = 10700%
Yeah, I'm getting 10700%