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And a guy who got shot in the back of a yellow taxi cab by a member of the Gambino Crime Family.
he also lives with 17 cats and i think this is more extraordinary than his brush with death.
There's being a crazy cat person, and then there's hoarding cats. It definitely depends on the size of your home and your capacity to care for them, but 17 is certainly not a small number of cats for one person to be responsible for.
They're actually bodyguards to protect him from the Gambino Crime Family.
I thought Spymaster Mittens was just a silly Crusader Kings joke...
Although considering how often organized crime is referred to as rats and pests, cats might make better protection than some folks would assume!
Well he has all those cats because the scent of a cat can cause a female rat to abort all it's fetuses! (an actual thing he talked about in an interview about his cats)
he's so awesome