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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Paltrow is full of shit broadly speaking of course, but she may be accidentally (technically) onto something here: A more ph neutral drink would be a little better for your teeth compared to one that's more acidic or basic, wouldn't it?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (4 children)

“Influencers discover this surprising health hack: drinking ‘raw’ water”

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago

Oh good lord no. Who knows what bacteria they'll start ingesting because the water is "raw"

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of "beef milk" from Parks and Rec.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

This will be RFK’s new thing.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, but with lemon flavour. I think the idea is if you started with plain water, then added lemon, you'd now have lemon flavoured acidic water. If you start with alkaline water, you'd end up with lemon flavoured neutral water.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

since the pH scale is logarithmic^-1^ you'd need to be veeeery particular about the amount of lemon. i think you need 100l water to neutralize 1ml lemon juice

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear they're gonna nerf it in the next patch, though.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And with juuuuust a tiny bit more sugar so the bacteria in your mouth can create more acid to bathe your teeth in way longer than the water remains in your mouth, nice.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Practically, it's probably a wash (both ph wise and sugar wise) but still way better for you than soda.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

yeah but if you want lemon flavoured water...

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The level of pH difference we're talking about here is negligible. You're constantly bathing your teeth in your (slightly acidic) spit and swallowing your spit all the time, the very few moments your teeth come into contact with slightly more alkaline water have no lasting influence. Plain tap-water (also slightly alkaline with a pH of ~7.5 in most of the US) would have the very same effect.

Brushing your teeth after a meal and abstaining from sugary drinks is where the difference is at, Everything else is talking about if Mount Everest is higher when you place a grain of sand on top... technically yes, but no.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

I was informed by Futurama that technically correct was the best kind of correct.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Poors drink water. I need emotional support water that costs $10 per bottle. Prestige water.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They already have fiji water which iirc the last time I saw any study of microplastics in water supplies had the least of any bottled water, how much more prestigious does it need to be

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Study after study had shown that most tap water from a reasonably well-maintained public water supply has less microbes and pollutants than bottled water. Most of the time it also tastes better.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

tapwater is also the cheatcode to free water in europe (usually)

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

i dont understand, this is about some english drink called waa