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[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can get a decent looking beard eventually but it takes about a year and multiple trims to get to an alright stage. It’ll do but my dreams of the ZZ Top look are dead.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

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You facial hair people can either use minoxidil oil on your face or take it orally and it almost always significantly increases facial hair. Or you can go on test and give up your hairline for new hair everywhere else.

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I had briefly considered this, outside of a prescription Minoxidil is basically impossible to get in the UK unless it’s the Kirkland one (I don’t have a Costco card)

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

That's wild, we can get it at Walmart for dirt cheap in the states. Unfortunately for me it doesn't work on my head and I've got more than enough facial hair.