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[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 90 points 2 months ago (7 children)

What 22 year old fucking talks like this?? And why is he detailing his actions like he's some cartoon villain who just caught the protagonist in a trap and is explaining their grand master plan.

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah this is fake as fuck. I’m fully on the conspiracy theory train right now.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

See? My plan to spread that this was a false flag psyop by the deepstate might pay off

Charlie is in Argentina!

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I’m pretty sure he’s dead. That part would’ve been hard to fake.

But maybe the real sniper is back in Israel?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would be hard to find someone who’s a weird looking as Kirk was tbh

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Lab grown in a vat clone body double!

See I can be batshit like chuds.

[–] OttoboyEmpire@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

wow, here i thought an adventurist kid w/ a screw loose who was raised on the internet would be a really clever assassin.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago
[–] abc@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

YoungLife Christians/Mormons

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

$100 says this motherfucker read Kierkegaard

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

When I was 19 - I read about 10 pages of Kierkegaard. My plan was to read more "later". Decades have passed and I don't think that's going to happen.

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Don't know, doesn't sound out of the ordinary to me, considering that he's a big nerd (4.0 GPA apparently).

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Sorry, bad joke...

their grand master plan

I bet he doesn't even have a chess title.