That's because this guy went to the police to clear his name, not to turn himself in. The idea that he turned himself in after all of that makes 0 sense.

[–] SickSemper@hexbear.net 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Clear his name???

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Look, it’s pretty crazy, but the dudes name was Charlesmurder Kirk-Killer

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

He also went to explain his DIE KIRK DIE tatoo, it's actually in German!

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

Chuckbane Kilkirky finally exonerated

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

he did fucking WHAT dean-neutral

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

True crime TV show from probably a decade ago called "The first 48" (it follows detectives for the first 48 hours after a murder because after that the likelyhood of arrest drops by a lot)

They're stumped. No leads that haven't hit a dead-end. The little timer on the screen getting close to 0. In walks this random guy they've never heard of. "Hey I heard that got killed I just wanted to come clear my name"

arrested