Make a census of the shittiest fucking work on Earth and start automating from there. In 10 years the shittiest job will be feeling ennui smoking a long cigarette under a crescent moon on a little Perisian rooftop

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Find the people who aren't disabled and otherwise incapable of preventing it who poop and shit and piss all over the floor, toilet seat, and walls and make them clean it forever like they're Emperor Puyi living out a lifetime of penance

[–] AtmosphericRiversCuomo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is it, we need a secret bathroom police to uncover the shitters among us.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

no need to pay cops, if you have a camera outside the bathroom you see who goes in but not yknow watching them and that way when someone goes in and it's been shat all over they can narc on the shitter and at least at that point you narrow it down to the narc and the person who went in right before them. Unless someone doesn't narc after they see a fully shat up bathroom because then anyone could be the wall n stall shitter at that point

[–] AtmosphericRiversCuomo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

No, we need a completely new force. Disband Space Force and rename it Ass Force. We need people who are 100% dedicated.

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