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Make a census of the shittiest fucking work on Earth and start automating from there. In 10 years the shittiest job will be feeling ennui smoking a long cigarette under a crescent moon on a little Perisian rooftop

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[–] AtmosphericRiversCuomo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is it, we need a secret bathroom police to uncover the shitters among us.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

no need to pay cops, if you have a camera outside the bathroom you see who goes in but not yknow watching them and that way when someone goes in and it's been shat all over they can narc on the shitter and at least at that point you narrow it down to the narc and the person who went in right before them. Unless someone doesn't narc after they see a fully shat up bathroom because then anyone could be the wall n stall shitter at that point

No, we need a completely new force. Disband Space Force and rename it Ass Force. We need people who are 100% dedicated.

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I'd go after some dude I hate so I can poo all over the walls and blame them for it