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Free tater if you come dressed as a Nazi propaganda poster about the importance of making enough German kids to replace the Ostfront casualties
Wow, one free baked potato!
Are you triggered by my masculinity potato?
4chan unironically re-boomerized gen Z.
This is so far beyond boomer that it's firmly Greatest Generation shit. They're describing something my relative born in the 1920s would clap like a seal for, but he also fought the Nazis so he wouldn't want to go to the Aryan Barrel for Lebensborn Night.
let’s be real through, if they did this they would also push the waitstaff to conveniently “forget” to add the discount if the family wasn’t all white
the kids might be discount actors
"Crisis customers" :kelly:
Damn, normally they complain about postmodernists. Now even modernism is too much for them. Give them a decade or two and they'll be railing against Aristotelianism.
At least someone recognises that modernism is the real intellectual footing for the left. Whenever a reactionary calls me a postmodernist, it's on par with being called a liberal. As a modernist though I couldn't care less about Cracker Barrel and think this is an extremely postmodern culture war somewhere between the third and fourth stage of simulacra.
My mind immediately went to the song "cold beer on a Friday night" and the cringe video, for some reason
And a little bit of chicken fried air raid sirens
Don’t worry, Michael Thomas is addressing this issue by, uh, giving out huge discounts to make the budget even tighter
Cracker Barrel customers getting free shit would be the worst tippers for musicians, too.
This just sounds like the worst fucking restaurant gig: low/no pay, the included meals sucks ass, and you can't even have a decent beer or two.
Winning strategy for your failing business: cut prices significantly for large groups and triple the cost of operation
If I was made Cracker Barrel CEO I would simply turn the restaurant into Columbia from Bioshock Infinite.
I love posts like this because the rebrand was probably made by some conservative chucklefuck, who was like "if we get rid of the dude and the barrel, it will reduce printing costs".