Not my nails, obvs.
Some (beginner-focused) tips for painting your nails:
Lighter colors and solid colors are easier to work with. Pick a good color or few, you don't need to start too fancy.
Don't shake nail polish, that can mess it up. Roll it slowly if you ever need to mix.
Don't just do the coloration and call it a day, put clear nail polish on first, and put it over the color. That will protect your nails.
Consider getting nail polish remover when you get your nail polish, mistakes are easy.
Put your nails down on a flat surface, clean your nails (maybe with that nail polish remover?), and apply the clear base coat (doesn't need to be perfect). Stroke from the base of the nail to the top, until the nail is covered. It might get on your skin, that's normal, anything on your skin can be dealt with at the end. Let it dry, like you would any other kind of base coat.
Now that it's dry, do like what you did with your clear polish for colors. Base to tip, going from the center outwards. If you can still see through after it's covered, wait for it to dry a little, then do another layer.
Then apply your top coat to make smooth, shiny, and somewhat protected painted nails. Wait for it all to dry (very important), which could as long as normal working hours + commute. Don't mess it up. If you do, you might have to restart on some nails.
Now that it's dry the polish on your skin should act sorta like glue, where you can just peel it off, but if it's stubborn you could use a cotton swab with nail polish remover to carefully remove it (don't let it touch your nails!).
Now you should have nice smooth nails.
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My Taiwanese professor constantly tells us that the information he is giving us in his lectures is stuff that even a lot of PhD students and researchers get tripped up on.
My brother in christ, how do you expect us to absorb all this information in a week?
He is explaining to us as if we were stupid, but we actually are stupid compared to this guy.
The CIA knows and is torturing me.
I'm exhausted, hungry and overstimulated. The garbage truck tune or whatever is playing loudly in the background. The lighting in the room is bright white. The brother is still yapping (it's been 7 hours of lectures today, so far).
Now he's making fun of Trump's plan to shift chip production to usa lmao.
My man constantly switches between yapping about how much salary different electrical engineer subprofessions get in taiwan, and how you can control the poles of 2 stage op amps.
Brother. Uncle. I am dying in my chair ๐ญ.
I can appreciate knowledgeable professors and all but sometimes it's
some of them live and breath what they teach but it's like getting a fish to describe water.