If you got photoshop skills take peoples avatars and plonk them into where you think they'll fit in. And if they don't have an avatar type their name in.
Also admins are recused from being included 
so don't even think of including any of us unless you want to get swirlied
Throw your submissions into the comments!
Edit: if you're not an artesian photoshopper and/or feeling exceptionally lazy (both me for real for real) and can't be bothered to do all that work I'm willing to accept text versions.
I graciously accept this nomination as commander of a new red army. I was formerly a Marine in the fascist empire of Amerikkka, but their education and command of me is what ultimately radicalized me. In response, I will form our forces into a twisted mirror that will strike terror into the heart of the fascist mass murderer forces. The imperialists will not only die, they will see a reflection of military force that represents true justice and die in despair!! For they will know in those moments that they will be remembered, unnamed, for the evil they wrought; and know that if there be a hereafter it will be lothesome for them!
No longer will the proletariat suffer under the boot heel of tyrany, they will taste liberation and peace through the vanquishing of a minority of people who wake daily and make the decision to betray their own flesh and blood. The free peoples of the new nation that we found shall rest well at night knowing that a stalwart vanguard of their comrades stand watch over us all. Just as we all have kept watch on the barricades when our time came. Together, we will protect the peace at home!
The old, hollow recruiting slogans of the fascists forces of "honor", "courage", and "commitment" will be the daily action of the People's New Red Army - not a practice of allegiance to a colored piece of cloth and a shadowy government that it obscures the misdeeds of, but allegiance to the flesh and bone of our neighbors and an ever burning desire for the well-being of all man kind!!! War shall never again be fomented for the profit of vampiric capitalists, who invent new enemies and schemes that build toward complete annihilation - war will become the tool of the will of the people, to protect the means that we have, so we may build the means that we do not!
As commander of our new glorious army, we will forge and temper ourselves into the most terrific fighting force the history books shall ever chronicle!!! A force, driven by deep knowledge and understanding of the anti-human and anti-life ideologies that we will hunt to the ends of the earth!!! Every head of the capitalist hydra will fall, and the heart of the beast shall be pierced, and we will share the spoils across the land!! We shall wield the corrective hellfire of The Revolution and set right the great injustice against the world that we have tolerated for far too long!! And my dear comrades, the ashes left behind shall be as a forest fire renewing the fertility of the soil, and feeding the growth of our inevitable communist future!!!
I'm Tactical Trans Karen, and I'm...
Reporting for duty!!
Oh Gods we put the jarheads in charge of the military
But at least there will be plenty of delicious red crayons.
Crayon MREs are back on the menu boys!!
This is such a powerful speech that I may reverse my decision and put you in charge, instead of Tervell, again