Not my nails, obvs.
Some (beginner-focused) tips for painting your nails:
Lighter colors and solid colors are easier to work with. Pick a good color or few, you don't need to start too fancy.
Don't shake nail polish, that can mess it up. Roll it slowly if you ever need to mix.
Don't just do the coloration and call it a day, put clear nail polish on first, and put it over the color. That will protect your nails.
Consider getting nail polish remover when you get your nail polish, mistakes are easy.
Put your nails down on a flat surface, clean your nails (maybe with that nail polish remover?), and apply the clear base coat (doesn't need to be perfect). Stroke from the base of the nail to the top, until the nail is covered. It might get on your skin, that's normal, anything on your skin can be dealt with at the end. Let it dry, like you would any other kind of base coat.
Now that it's dry, do like what you did with your clear polish for colors. Base to tip, going from the center outwards. If you can still see through after it's covered, wait for it to dry a little, then do another layer.
Then apply your top coat to make smooth, shiny, and somewhat protected painted nails. Wait for it all to dry (very important), which could as long as normal working hours + commute. Don't mess it up. If you do, you might have to restart on some nails.
Now that it's dry the polish on your skin should act sorta like glue, where you can just peel it off, but if it's stubborn you could use a cotton swab with nail polish remover to carefully remove it (don't let it touch your nails!).
Now you should have nice smooth nails.
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Hippos are kinda like horses if you think about it, I think this explains my lack of love life way too much if I'm being honest.
Hippo means "horse" in greek so I think you're on to something
The german word for hippo, Nilpferd, is just a compound word that means "horse from the Nile!"
Nilpferd Nilp and ferd equals "horse of the Nile" Nilp prob Nile and ferd horse
I guess I can see it. That whole mashing words together is kinda neat ngl
Its nil and pferd
I'll believe you but pferd for horse just cements german being a weird language in my mind tho
Some people even pronounce it in a way where the p isn't silent.
That's how I'd say it, I don't believe in over looking the P if you do that's how accidents happen
Theres a story from my people and other groups over in Turtle Island about when the horses went away. Way back in the days juuuust after the time of the giant talking animals, people had horses. They treated them badly and took them for granted. The horses ran away into the rivers and seas and oceans and said they'd come back one day. The story is usually told way longer but hey, this is just a recap
In terms of biological history, horse-like animals were actually in North America. They evolved into horses after migrating to Asia lol. They did in fact come back during colonization.
I like the story it's like the arc I'm on rn and I do remember hearing the trip horses have done before