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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Which is why bidet is the only civilized solution.

Toilet paper is for dabbing your little tushy dry, not raking across, and smashing in, loose poopy on your ass.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Love my Japanese toilets. It's funny that people find them gross here. I think it's gross to only use paper to remove shit from your ass. If you get shit on your hands, would you only wipe them with paper?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Reading this and then immediately reading your username made me lol. But fair.

Yarp, and when you are cutting jalapenos and accidentally touch your eyes it doubles as an emergency eye wash. /s

I do love my bidet though

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Toilet paper is also for cleaning the seat and rim of the bowl, every single time. Bidets shouldn't be amazing, but given traditional society, they certainly are.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet your ass smells like apple pie.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Well you’re wrong because it smells like Apple Strudel but for reasons that are wholly unrelated to bidet.