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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's hollow and thin walled. You'll be picking shards of glass out of your anus before that thing gets deep enough.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't know, it looks pretty strong. People end up in ER with lightbulbs up their butt, it can't be weaker than those.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what that guy said about the jar...

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

The best part is that he supposedly still went to work that afternoon after that incident.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have under good authority this situation happened.

Man goes into ED with 🍎 in butt. Apple was removed.

Man goes into ED with 🍎 in butt. This time the 🍎 that was removed had two bites. They thought the bites would let them grab it.

If you break the bottom of a💡 the globe becomes weaker. Which is essentially what is in the picture. Probably thicker than a light bulb. I'd say it would be hard to break.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please don't use pictures to substitute words

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel the same with acronyms, who is ED, the Emergency Dude?

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The Emergency Department contains emergency rooms

Ask any emergency doctor. They work in the ED.

Only someone that doesn't work in the ED says ER

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

One man one flask

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago

Imagine how many emergency room visits could be avoided every year if they just taught this in sex ed class.