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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Step One: Steal 5 million in bitcoin

Step Two: Buy Trump Card

Step Three: Commit as many crimes as you please since no one who owns this shit is going to jail

Step Four: ???

Step Five: Profit!!

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Sorry that’s only included in the Trump Crime License^TM^ included with the $1M/year subscription package