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CMV: America decided to vilify the concept of military parades because its own roads are too shitty to move armored vehicles
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I bet the Pentagon had a big bash planned and everything when their engineering corps brought them the bad news. Then they had to spin the sour grapes.
Source: Vibes 
go figure when american roads are basically just oil dumped on the dirt with some rocks and sand thrown in for texture.
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