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CMV: America decided to vilify the concept of military parades because its own roads are too shitty to move armored vehicles
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I bet the Pentagon had a big bash planned and everything when their engineering corps brought them the bad news. Then they had to spin the sour grapes.
Source: Vibes 
go figure when american roads are basically just oil dumped on the dirt with some rocks and sand thrown in for texture.
@Alaskaball@hexbear.net
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Do other countries not do that?
i mean there are other more durable ways but i'd be shocked if any country didn't have more asphalt paving than other road types. it's comparitively cheap and easy
It's shitty oil too; that's why they call it ass fault.