The Washington City Paper, citing an unnamed D.C. source, reports that the president has chosen June 14, 2025—the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, Flag Day, and coincidentally also his own 79th birthday—as the big day. If it goes ahead, the four-mile procession would go from the Pentagon in Arlington to the White House.

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I hope it happens. Make it over 100 million. Money isnt real anyways. Trump can just print more if he wants isaac-pog

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have a giant cartoon float of himself

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He should erect a massive statue of himself on the White House Lawn.

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He really should be hitting his monument era soon

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Commission Ben Garrison as the concept artist. Giant abs and dick or something. A big label.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Explorers in the year 40,000 will stumble upon the ruins of Ancient America and the era of Trumpism, which saw the construction of large golden idols depicting Trump a major god in their pantheon. Some archaeologists believe Trump was a real person, though this remains highly debated to this day.

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