Christmas will be BANNED under Communism! (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by BigLenin@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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A reactionary, capitalist, consumerist nightmare of a holiday for treat chasing kkkrackkers!

Under Communism we will re-edit "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People's Republic!

We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!

...sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!

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[-] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

No.

We must Retvrn to Tradition. We do not erase Christmas, we make it the "excuse to break into rich people's houses, fuck the place up, to get irresponsibility drunk on Eggnog, sing annoying songs, and dress like an ass for the last two weeks of December" Kind of holiday That pissed off the Puritans. We gotta get WEIRD with it.