The CEO's name is - and I'm not making this up - Kim A. Keck. Who would do that do their own kid that and why wouldn't she simply change her first name? If my name was Kim Keck - I'd go insane from this....

"Hello. I'm Kim Keck."

"I'm sorry. Your name is?..."

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

KKKim A. KKKeckkk

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

KKKim Adolf KKkecKKK

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A kim a kek sounds like some sort of small primate or primate-like marsupial that gets sold as an exotic pet despite doing poorly in captivity.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Aw - poor guy.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These are some real They Live hours over here, just look at those fake-ass smiles.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lachlan Tidmarsh

holden-bloodfeast

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Tax haven ass name

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We should make a list of all CEOs in America

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

In Norway tax returns are public

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

✍️

Death to America

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

gold-communist