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[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 19 points 2 weeks ago
      IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
      PROGRAM-ID. YOURWRNG.
      ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
      PROCEDURE DIVISION.
          DISPLAY 'YOU WERE WRONG MOM'.
          STOP RUN.
[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dammit, I can't tell if YOURWRNG has the incorrect version of you're!

[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's the fun thing about some of the older systems. Program names were limited to eight or ten characters so you had to get creative with naming within a library (basically the equal of a folder on AS/360 ... AS/400 systems) if it got large.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

We have a few systems with data from the 90s that carried over the 8 character limit and a few older devs who are still in the habit of shortening names. Everyone once in a while I have to remind them to spell things out, they aren't being charged by the letter!

[-] 404@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You are warning?

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